Is it too much to ask for?

I just want to put in a few highlights, I said Psst... I've never dyed a hair on my head A dab of color here and there Mix it up in my virgin hair Wait, rinse, look, screamThis is a color I could never dream It's awful, I hate it, I can't live like this Hurry to the store, buy a pretty color, can't miss Comb it thru, yep, that'll do Wait, rinse, look, boo-hoo-hoo It's worse than before, complete fright I followed directions, did it right But wait, I've got it, I know how to copeI'll swing no longer at the end of my ropeCall an emergency council of sistersSoon I've got drabbers, strippers, lifters My hair is restored, confidence renewedI'll can go out in public, life can resume But the only thing left that's bothering me yet -I don't remember if I used to be blond or brunette!